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"Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

83 shares on Discord this month:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Going bananas on Threads:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Breaking via Twitch:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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