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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

74 shares on X this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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