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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.