When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
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"If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷‍♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons"

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