When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.
