When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Commentary:
"If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! πŸ”₯ Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons"