Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Before coffee: a mysterious blend of grumpy, confused, and not-to-be-disturbed… After coffee: a powerhouse of charm, wit, and productivity! ☕️😄 Embrace the transformation – caffeine is the real magic potion!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either. I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark. I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.