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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

50 shares on X this month:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

81 shares on Slack this month:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

20 shares on X this month:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

79 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Going viral on Snapchat:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Going viral on Twitch:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Breaking via X:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Going viral on Messenger:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Just shared via Pinterest:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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