Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Before coffee: a mysterious blend of grumpy, confused, and not-to-be-disturbed… After coffee: a powerhouse of charm, wit, and productivity! ☕️😄 Embrace the transformation – caffeine is the real magic potion!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either. I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
