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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.