Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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“Before coffee: a mysterious blend of grumpy, confused, and not-to-be-disturbed… After coffee: a powerhouse of charm, wit, and productivity! ☕️😄 Embrace the transformation – caffeine is the real magic potion!”

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