Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere? Funny Quotes October 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere. My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.