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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Breaking via TikTok:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Reported on WhatsApp:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Trending via Slack:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Just shared via Slack:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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"Ah, the great mystery of the universe: the moment you decide to go somewhere, suddenly everyone else has the same brilliant idea to flood the roads and sidewalks! 🚶‍♂️🚗 It's like the world is playing a collective game of 'Let's all go the same place at the same time and make it extra challenging for that one person.' Truly a daily adventure in patience and timing! ⏳😄"

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Reported on WeChat:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Trending via WeChat:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Just shared via YouTube:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Going viral on Messenger:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Reported on Reddit:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Broadcasted on Threads:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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