Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?
  • Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.
  • Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.
  • When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.
  • Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.
  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.