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  • My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.
  • Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.
  • Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
  • Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.
  • Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.
  • Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?