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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.