Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here. Funny Quotes 1 week ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Why do they call it a restroom when there's no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It's more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not. Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne. Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club. Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party. I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.