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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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"Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged disappointment, fan, football, humor, kids, parenting, raising, right, rival, sports, think on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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