Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
- The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
- My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.
- That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
- That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.