You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.