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"Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear 🐻 – lovable but with questionable wardrobe choices and a one-track mind for honey pots 🍯🍯. Maybe someone should remind them that pants are a good thing 😉 #ReplyGuys #PoohBearFashion"

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42 shares on WeChat this month:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

31 shares on Facebook this month:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

36 shares on Discord this month:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

90 shares on Threads this month:

The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Live now on Twitch:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Going bananas on Slack:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Just landed via WeChat:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

We’ve got a shituation here.

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

We’ve got a shituation here.

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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