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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Keep the laugh going 😂

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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