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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.