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  • I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.
  • People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.
  • Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.
  • That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
  • Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.
  • I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.