50+ Funny Science Jokes That Make Experiments Hilarious

New funny science jokes

• “You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

• Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

• As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

• Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

• Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

• Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

• Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

• I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

• Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Top funny science jokes

• Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

• Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

• Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

• They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

• When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

• My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

• The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

• If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

• I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

• The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Popular funny science jokes

• Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

• Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

• Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

• If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

• He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

• I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

• Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

• Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

• Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

• 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

More funny science jokes

• You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

• Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

• I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

• Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

• If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

• It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

• If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

• What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

• The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

• My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Witty science jokes

• Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

• The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

• Source??? Pattern recognition.

• The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

• Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

• When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

• Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

• The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

• There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

• Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?