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"Who knew time could be so stingy during the week? 🤷‍♂️ It's like those two hours are in a rush to disappear faster than a cookie jar around a hungry toddler! ⏰😂"

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Just landed via WeChat:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Going viral on X:

I had too much to think last night.

Going bananas on X:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Trending via Slack:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Going viral on Reddit:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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