8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.