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  • Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.
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  • “Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.
  • When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
  • Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.
  • A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.