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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Ah, the joys of aging! ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค Who would have thought that catching some Z's could be so exhausting in your 40s? ๐Ÿ˜ด Embrace the irony and enjoy your power naps with pride! ๐Ÿ™Œ #SleepyButSassy



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