And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.