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Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Strict parents raise good liars.

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

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The older I get, no.

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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