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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Just shared via Telegram:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Trending via Instagram:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Trending via Threads:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Seen just now on Discord:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Going viral on Facebook:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Spotted on Instagram:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Reported on Discord:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

6 months ago

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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"Sure, I'll happily assist you with that… just know that I'll be saving you a spot in the fiery pits down below while I'm at it 🔥😈 #HelpfulButMischievous"

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Did you know that the concept of hell as a place of punishment for the wicked has been a common belief in various cultures and religions for centuries? 🔥👹 In some traditions, hell is depicted as a fiery underworld where souls are tormented for their sins. Despite the humorous tone of the quote, the idea of going to hell has long been a serious and often fearful concept in many belief systems.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Shared recently on Facebook:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Just landed via Discord:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Reported on Slack:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Trending via Pinterest:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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