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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.