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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Live now on Facebook:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Spotted on Instagram:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Going viral on Twitch:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Trending via Instagram:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Trending via YouTube:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Ah, December – the month where procrastination thrives and responsibility takes a holiday break, leaving poor January to clean up the mess like the designated driver at the office party 🎉🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, January, we promise to start working on that New Year's resolution…in February! 📆🙈 #JustDecemberThings