Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.