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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?