Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.