Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.