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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.