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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.