That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.