“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.