I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.