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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.