Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.