Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?