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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.