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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.