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64 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

12 shares on X this month:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Just shared via Slack:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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