I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.