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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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