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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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"Come on over and let's be antisocial together! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"



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