Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

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“If you think you can treat me like a joke, I’ll be out of here faster than a punchline at a comedy show! 🎭😂 #NotJustForLaughs”

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