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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.