Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.