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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.