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Iโ€™m letting go of all earthly attachment โ€” exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me โ€œgood girlโ€ unfortunately.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Maybe in another life, Iโ€™m a spoiled nepo baby โ€” jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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