A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms. Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open. Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head. Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose? The person who invented butter really understood humans.