A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.