According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.