Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.