Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
  • You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.
  • The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.
  • Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.
  • I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.
  • With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.