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"Ah, yes, the magical age of 25, where you're basically just a stone's throw away from 30. It's like hitting the fast-forward button on life and realizing you're suddenly closer to retirement than you are to your college days. Time sure does fly when you're busy adulting, doesn't it?"

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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