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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

Babe, wake up, itโ€™s stupid outside!

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes itโ€™s cancer.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Funny Quotes November 6, 2024