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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.