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Alexa, mute my children.

Alexa, mute my children.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Alexa doesn't offer a 'hush mode' for youngsters…yet! 🤫🔇 Looks like parents will have to resort to good old-fashioned hand gestures and 'the look' for now! 😉🙊"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Alexa, child, children, humor, mute, parenting, silence, technology on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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