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Being strange is exhausting.

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

4 weeks ago

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61 shares on Reddit this month:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

39 shares on Slack this month:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

74 shares on Discord this month:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Spotted on Discord:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Going viral on Slack:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Just shared via Telegram:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Going viral on YouTube:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Seen just now on Slack:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Just landed via Discord:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Being strange is exhausting.

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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