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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?