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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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