All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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"Well, who knew incompetence could be the key to success in the corporate world? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Maybe it's time to start making intentional mistakes! šŸ˜‰ #PromotionByAccident"

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