Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Commentary:
"Words of wisdom from the wise Hemingway 🍸: 'Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' Looks like Hemingway knew a thing or two about avoiding those regrettable drunk promises! 😂👄 #LifeLessons #ThirstyThursday"

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