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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.