Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.