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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.