Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Meow means woof in cat.
  • My phone screen is brighter than my future.
  • God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”
  • Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.
  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  • Shorts should be half the price of pants.