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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date th…

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date th…

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"Watch closely, as I perform the disappearing act of a lifetime: making this first date magically transform into the last date! 🎩✨ Who knew dating could be a magic show? 🃏 #AbracadabraGoodbye"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward situation, date, first date, going, humor, joke, last, magic, next, relationship, situation, trick on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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