Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.