Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Is it just me, or is cancer really pulling ahead in the zodiac race? ♋️🏁 Who knew an astrological sign could be such a tough competitor in the mortality department! Watch out, Capricorns and Geminis, Cancer is on a roll! 😉🦀

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