As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAs you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly. I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits. My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.