Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.
  • Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”
  • My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
  • Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.
  • I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
  • The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.