As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Ah yes, the wonderful stages of aging: Sleepy in the morning, Grumpy during rush hour, Dopey at work meetings, Sneezy during allergy season, Bashful at social gatherings, Happy when the grandkids visit, and let’s not forget Doc scheduling all those doctor appointments! 🛏️😠🤪🤧😳😄👨‍⚕️🤣

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