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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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