Trendy Funny Quotes

  • After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.
  • My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
  • Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
  • My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
  • Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.
  • Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.