At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress. Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name. I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.
