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  • Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.
  • Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.
  • If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
  • Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
  • They should invent a rest for the wicked.
  • Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?