Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Home is where you can walk around like a bum.
  • The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.
  • There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.
  • Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.
  • Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
  • Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.