Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
  • I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.
  • That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
  • Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.
  • When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
  • I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.