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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.