Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. Commentary:"Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? 🐦📞 Dodging bill collectors like a pro! 😂💸 #FinancialHacks" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness. I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst. Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.
