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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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"Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ž Dodging bill collectors like a pro! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ #FinancialHacks"



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